Dirt – New Single
Could it be? An assassin singing. Get yourself together… Get it: http://music.big-hiredassassin.com Lyrics Lately I’ve been feeling mighty empty Lately, I’ve been dying slow decree Faces in the mirror never what it seems Distance in your future Distance in your dream Faithless ones I never know don’t call me up… I...
Red Herring – Album RELEASED
### It’s here at last…. the long awaited titian of temptation! Get your dirty mitts on Red Herring… a spoken word album brought to you by your friendly, neighborhood Big-Hired Assassin! Click here & listen to the whole thing at the… ONLY Official Big-Hired Assassin Store! Artist: Big-Hired...
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Have a friend, family member, spouse, or anyone else you want assassinated? Well, you've come to the right place! Tell ME about it... Big-Hired Assassin always takes care of business. Your...
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Reviews
An Accurate Review of BHA’s Puissance-1 by Josh Harlan In this writer’s opinion, the Big-Hired Assassin spoken word album hasn’t gained the attention it rightly deserves. If the artist had a PR firm and a major record label behind him, a million people would own this album already, but BHA is staunchly independent. He would rather...
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Dirt – New single released!
Could it be? An Assassin Singing? Get it here!
Red Herring – Album RELEASED!
It’s here at last…. the long awaited titian of temptation!
Get your dirty mitts on Red Herring…
Brought to you by your friendly, neighborhood Big-Hired Assassin!
Click here & listen to the whole thing at the… ONLY Official Big-Hired Assassin Store!
You can preview one of my favorites from the album below… feel free to share it!
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BHA Words & Music
Very pleased to bring you an area to get Official Big-Hired Assassin Music in high quality style!
You can listen to everything — no samples — and truly get your hands dirty!
Set your price for some of it, get free tracks, view lyrics, and choose downloads in multiple formats that can become an instant treasure in iTunes, iPod, iTouch, iPad, iSit, speak, and roll over, or whatever else makes you smile.
All the music comes with lyrics, and… This is the ONLY place where you can download the full album and get special stuff like original cover variants, designs, and other ‘secret gems’ and ‘goodies.’
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Hire An Assassin!
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Red Herring
Brought to you by your friendly, neighborhood Big-Hired Assassin & the…
“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken” Word Tour…
In line with Animated Monkey Productions who brought you the bestselling novel…
Don’t Let Me Bring You Down. I Mean, After All… It’s Your Trip!
Assassin Bootcamp Records is proud to present… Red Herring!
Artwork for the album can be viewed by clicking the images below…
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Puissance -1
Big-Hired Assassin (BHA) released the spoken word cd, Puissance -1 on May 17th, 2002. This cd has caused some controversy amongst philistines. Oh well…
Artwork for the album can be viewed by clicking the images below…
Reviews
…To me, it sounds more like disappointment with all that is modern society, our materialistic state of being, disappointed at how easy it was for us to forsake the artists in favor of our possessions, our homogenized American lifestyle. There are pieces of loss, of sullen thoughts, pieces of enraged discontent, but more importantly, hope runs through this album like a storm. Throughout all the emotions, delivered so passionately by that smooth voice, hope remains, hope that the mission won’t be deemed a failure just yet, that there’s still something worth fighting for. And you hear that fight with every breath. – Read this entire review here…
Don’t be a Philistine…
Philistine: noun (usu. philistine) a person who is hostile or indifferent to culture and the arts, or who has no understanding of them : [as adj. ] a philistine government.
Parts of the Big-Hired Assassin site are satirical:
Big-Hired Assassin uses invented names in lots of its content, except in cases when public figures are being satirized, people are being assassinated, or comments are made. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. So… don’t get your panties in a bundle!
